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Quick Shifts 1/17: It's Finally Time To Ban Glass Bangers From Hockey Games

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For far too long, we have tolerated glass bangers being a part of society. It’s not like we opened them with welcome arms or anything but we’ve never made the executive decision to fully ban them from hockey games. Well, folks, that time has finally come. Because now glass bangers aren’t just making themselves look like jackasses, but they’re giving our children grade 2 concussions in the process.

So I urge you all to stand on the right side of history and join me in my fight against glass bangers, who are inherently way more evil than the bozos who scream “shoooooot” during powerplays.

Scores From Around The League, Tuesday 1/16: 

  • Flyers 1 @ Rangers 5 — NYR -115
  • Blues 2 @ Maple Leafs 1 (OT) — STL +110
  • Devils 4 @ Islanders 1 — NJD -115
  • Stars 4 @ Red Wings 2 — DAL -130
  • Golden Knights 0 @ Predators 1 — NSH -125
  • Sharks 3 @ Coyotes 2 (SO) — SJS -125

not a great night for the home dogs….

NHL Schedule Tonight, Wednesday 1/17: 

  • Canadiens +160 @ Bruins -190 (7:30pm)
  • Penguins +105 @ Ducks -125 (10pm)

@BarstoolJordie