Finally A Place To Happily Spend Your Bitcoin: The Bunny Ranch

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NY Post - The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the famous Las Vegas brothel that was the setting for the HBO series “Cathouse,” is looking to cash in on the bitcoin trend.

Dennis Hof, owner of the ranch, said in a press release that his brothels are currently looking at ways to accept bitcoin as a payment for services.

“We have some of the richest men in the world coming in and out of my brothels” Hof said. “Our high dollar clientele is accustomed to getting anything they want here, so when I started hearing requests from them to look into accepting Bitcoin, I took those suggestions very seriously.”

Hof said that his excessive cash trade has added to the desirability of the cryptocurrency.

“We have guys carrying duffle bags full of cash right up to our cashier’s window, and we’ve had to install a safe the size of Fort Knox to hold it all,” Hof said. “Not that I mind good old fashioned cold cash, but Bitcoin is making it so much more practical for those same clients to live out their sexual fantasies here at the Bunny Ranch without literally having to carry a lot of excess baggage.”

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A little bit of good news, a little bit of even better news on this here Tuesday. The good news is the world keeps evolving, the world keeps improving, and the Bunny Ranch is opening up their legs to accepting Bitcoin. Love when businesses adapt to the current day and accept that the future is here.

The even better news though? Bitcoin is WAY DOWN, meaning you can get more bang for your buck (pun completely intended) if you hop on over to the Bunny Ranch right now. You thought BTC being down nearly 20% today was a bad thing? Buddy, do you know the things those girls let you do? Your wildest fantasies! Holding hands, grabbing bags of sand, the whole 9 yards. So yeah, I’m totally happy with it being way down. Plus, it’s a great time to scoop up even more. As they say, what goes down, must go back up. Right?…..Right? Cool.