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If You're Too Scared To Go To Hooters, Then You Don't Deserve Hooters

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NYP - Hooters is about to find out if its food is as attractive as its scantily-clad waitresses.

The burger and wings chain, which for all of its 34 years has presented its flirtatious staff in their short-shorts and plunging necklines as their No. 1 asset, will gently pivot in 2018 and start promoting a delivery service.

Food delivery is the fastest-growing segment of the restaurant business.

While the transition has been easy for some chains — Red Robin, for example, has opened delivery-only restaurants — it promises to be a bit tougher for Hooters, whose 427 locations worldwide seem to exist mainly for customers to ogle the help.

But Chief Executive Terry Marks insists the food-delivery plan will work.

“Many people wouldn’t step foot in our restaurants, but they want our product,” Marks said.

“Delivery [solves] the polarizing issue the brand has had,” Marks said.

The delivery service could also help to woo reluctant customers who might have been afraid of a disapproving spouse finding that Hooters receipt.

“Now if your partner sees a credit-card charge that says Hooters, you can say it was delivered,” said Wolf.

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Is this where we’re at as a country? People are too scared to go to Hooters? Too scared to eat delicious wings, drink some delicious alcoholic beverages, and watch the game with some pals? Shaking my dang head. I thought this was 2018, the year of respecting women? And people are too scared to go into a Hooters and respect the hell out of women? Sad. Very sad. There’s nothing more #MeToo than financially supporting strong, independent, beautiful women. And plus, the ambience of Hooters is just delightful! Everyone is high fiving, socially drinking responsibly, and telling tales of yesteryear. It’s wonderful.

And the views. Buddy, let me tell you, the views are great. Many Hooters locations are in downtown areas that provide breathtaking views of the surrounding area.

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Baltimore’s is right on the Inner Harbor

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The Fort Lauderdale view right on the beach, gorgeous!

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And of course the Vegas one. I tell ya, nothing beats the Vegas Hooters Hotel and Casino views

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Check out those croupiers

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Smart!

So let’s join together and stop Hooters shaming. If you have to order delivery out of shame, you are the shame.