Your One Stop Glossary For All Barstool Terms

Listen up, newer Stoolies. This is your one and only chance to play catch up. Over the years numerous inside jokes have accumulated to the point where there can be a dictionary of references and terms that only hardcore Stoolies could get. So here they are in a nutshell, enjoy. Plus I get pissed that 50% of the comment section calls me an illiterate asshole when I use Mind Bottling. This should change that.

Cuncel (da saeson) – KFC’s illiterate friend texted him this awhile back and has since become the Mets/Jets official team motto for every saeson since. Here is the original blog from 2010.

Hardo – Term describing someone who is a meathead or thinks he’s fucking God.

Any And All Black Twitter Terms: Midas Whale, At lease, Double Stander, etc…

Last Gun In The Bullet – The way sports/entertainment moguls correctly accentuate their points on national television.

Mind Bottling – Play off of “Mind Boggling”, but still wouldn’t surprise me if most of the writers legitimately thought the correct use was indeed Mind Bottling.

Squid – Term describing someone who is a pussy.

Convenience Stores – Will refer to it as a Convenience Store till the day I die I don’t care if it’s really a Convenient Store.

The Beige Mamba – Mo in a nutshell. Because he’s good at basketball but definitely not totally black.

Twice On Sunday – Would’ve been the greatest name for a racehorse ever, but now simply used to accentuate a point. “…Would do it everyday and twice on Sunday.”

Torcher – Torture, but with that academic twist.

Fade Into Bolivian – Iron Mike at his best. Real life Black Twitter.

Doing Boners(?) – BigCat’s way of asking if an erection is possible for either a questionable female or surprisingly attractive male.

Unique(s) – Term used for black people that was funny the first 10 times but stopped having that effect somewhere in the last 4,392,394,743 times it’s been used. The horse has been dead for awhile now, no reason to keep beating it.

Haters Gonna Hate, Slater’s Gonna Slate –

ImTough – Only commentor who has confirmed publically he loves anal.

We miss any? Let us know and we’ll add them for future reference.