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I'm Gonna Be Fucking Pissed If The Undertaker Has Another Match At WrestleMania

There will be slight potential spoilers in this blog. I don’t know if any reports I’m commenting on are true.

We’re coming up on the 25th anniversary of Monday Night RAW (it was actually yesterday but the anniversary show hasn’t happened yet) and among many legends slated to return is The Undertaker. I really thought nothing of this at the time it was announced, but in the past few days, more and more dirtsheets have come out about the purpose of having him on the show…and it’s apparently to set up a retirement match at WrestleMania with John Cena. What the FUCK?!

If I have to watch The Undertaker get one more standing ovation/”Thank You Taker” chant at WrestleMania I’m going to blow my brains out. He got one after his Hell in a Cell “End of an Era” match with Triple at WrestleMania XXVIII, after his horrible match with Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania XXX, after his UNWATCHABLY BAD “retirement” match with Roman Reigns at WrestleMania XXXIII…it’s just rubbish and it’s garbage and I won’t stand for it. All he’s doing is tarnishing his legacy. He should have retired at 21-1, but NOOOOOOO. Now he’s 23-2 and hasn’t had a good match at WrestleMania since 2013. Also, why are we wasting John Cena in what may be his final years as an in-ring performer? I want to see him and AJ Styles, or him and Kevin Owens, or him and Sami Zayn, just give him someone he could POTENTIALLY deliver a good match with. Not old man Calloway. His time is up (lol) and I refuse to respectfully golf clap for him anymore. He’s not respecting me or anyone in that company by taking up an hour of ‘Mania. When he’s walking down that aisle in New Orleans this year, I’ll be booing the everliving shit out of him.

Oh, one more thing, how about John Cena stops retiring too? Homeboy leaves his wristband in the ring after every god damn match nowadays. Just chill out Ferdinand.

P.S. Forget everything I said in this blog if he comes back at the “American Badass” with Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin'” as his entrance theme. Then it’s ok.