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Study Says Women With Wider Hips Are More Promiscous

 

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(source) They have long been known as those with child-bearing hips. Now a new study has revealed that women with wide hips are more likely to have one-night stands and more sexual partners in general. This is essentially because they do indeed find childbirth less traumatic, the authors suggest. The researchers define wide hips as those wider than 36 centimetres and small hips as those under 31 centimetres wide.

This is measured by the distance between the upper outer edges of the iliac crest bones of the pelvis – the widest part of the hip bone. The measurement is that across, not the circumference. The 148 women in the study – aged between 18 and 26 – also had their hip circumference at the widest point measured and their waist circumference at its narrowest point.All the women had at least one sexual partner previously. They also completed a questionnaire about their sexual histories, including the age at which they lost their virginity, the number of sexual partners they’d had, and information about emotionally significant sexual relationships they had had.  The researchers, from the University of Leeds, found women who were more inclined to have one-night stands had wider hips. More specifically, the women for whom one-night stands accounted for three out of every four of their sexual relationships had hips at least 2cm wider than those who had fewer one-night stands.

 

 

 

Remember yesterday when I was talking about good science/technology vs bad science/technology. Good science is creating an app so that we can all have prostitutes come to our house with the swipe of a button. Bad science is making pills that let us all live to be 150 and hate the last 1/3 of our life because we’re old and shitty. Well this right here is just flat out dumb science. You mean to tell me a bunch of researchers figured out that 6’s and 7’s with wide ass hips are more likely to have sex? That girls that aren’t perfect 10’s can’t be super choosey at the bar and have more of a likelihood to fuck on the first date? No fucking shit idiots. I feel like I’m in good will hunting right now.

 

See the sad thing about researchers like you, is in about 50 years you’re gonna start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don’t do that. And two, you dropped a year of your life on a study that you could of  got for 20 bucks in bud lights at a local bar on a Friday night.

 

 

Bigger chicks suck dick guys, thank god we got science to figure that one out for us. Next you’re going to tell us that Black guys don’t like to eat pussy, Irish guys have smaller dicks and asians are into weird shit.

 

 

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Now a study on the proclivities of men with wider hips, that’s something I’d be interested in hearing.