Despite The Warnings, I'm Gonna Eat A Tide Pod Eventually

May not be today. May not be tomorrow. But eventually, I’m gonna open up my gullet and let that sweet, soapy goodness slide down with little to no effort. After all, each time I shampoo my hair, I get a little soap in my mouth. I’ve been using shampoo for like 35 years now. So, if my calculations are correct, I’ve eaten/swallowed over 40 gallons of soap in my life.

If I can swallow 40 gallons of soap, a little pod shouldn’t be a big deal. Nothing is wrong with me yet. Gotta be a good sign.

PS: didnt mean that shampoo comment to come off as so braggy. I like to be humble in my posts. If you took that as me being cocky as hell about my shampoo use, I apologize. Recently I’ve discovered some science about shampooing your hair. I think it’s incredible that if you shampoo and then rinse and then shampoo AGAIN you get so much more lather the second go around. More on this to come.