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I've Never Really Noticed Camel Toes In The Wild: MY COLUMN

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Zero Blog Thirty’s social media person, Kate, threw this tweet up today.

It got me thinking. Do people notice camel toes? Even when I was a younger single fella I didnt see too many wild camel toes. Dont get me wrong, I would have liked to. Would have been pretty neat. I just never did. Sad!

Is seeing camel toes like hunting for wild game? Is it like looking for doves in an open field? When I first learned to hunt, spotting game was very difficult! You look for animals in the whole rather than breaks in the natural environment. Or, maybe seeing camel toes is like looking at one of those 3D posters.

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Certain people can see them and certain people cant. Maybe one day I’ll see a super egregious camel toe in the wild. If I do, I’ll let yall know. I won’t take a picture tho. I’ll just describe it with my words. I’ll probably use words like puffy or bloated. Maybe plump. Hard to say. I’m so excited!