Why Would You Buy A Bag Of Chocolate This Big? Better Question, Why Wouldn't You?

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Mashable- Forget whatever trendy, plant-based food plan you’ve committed to for 2018 and behold this delightful discovery: a 2,000-piece bag of chocolate. Reddit user Joycieejuice shared a photo of this astonishing TJ Maxx find, using her father for size comparison. Naturally, we had to know more. So, we reached out to the folks at California chocolate company Chocxo who told us they made more than 2 million pieces of chocolate for their giant offerings. They even sent us a photo of the products lined up for shipping. Per the company’s 2017 holiday gift guide, this gargantuan bag is more than 3 feet tall and costs $325. But while the list price is a hefty chunk of cash to drop on chocolate, Joyceieejuice says her parents snagged the bag for a more reasonable $120.

I wanna swan dive into that bag of chocolate. That’s my official statement. I’ve been eating better recently and haven’t had a single piece of candy in 2018. It’s not fair. It’s not fair, I tell ya. Give me 4 hours and and a gallon of milk and I could polish off the entire bag. No ifs, ands or buts about it. I’d like to use that bag as a sleeping bag. Go to bed. Eat chocolate. Wake up at 4am like I usually do. Eat chocolate. Wake up in the morning. Eat chocolate. Just repeat that process until it’s gone and I order another bag. It’s a shame Christmas just happened. Nothing says “I value you as a friend” or “I love you with all my heart” more than a 2,000-piece bag of chocolate. My only problem with it is that it’s dark chocolate cause dark chocolate stinks. Not sure why there are people out there who lie and pretend to like it but they can’t be trusted. Milk chocolate or nothing.

The best part of the whole thing is they had a photo shoot with it. It was necessary. “What should we compare this thing to to show people just how ginormous it is?” A chair. A human. Nailed it. Now celebrate by eating pieces of chocolate until you puke.