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Here lies the flavored titties of Candace Rae. Do I know who that is? Nope. Do I want the last words I hear to be Morgan Freeman narrating my death from overeating icing and sprinkles then suffocating in between those two melons of majesty? You better believe it. Best use of dessert pastries since Ali Larter in Varsity Blues.

Between scenes from this movie, Wild Things and American Pie, countless middle school socks might as well been have looking at Medusa judging by how fast they turned to stone.