Bills Mafia Is Simply Destroying The City Of Jacksonville As We Speak

My god I hope Jacksonville wins today. Not because I’m scared of the Bills or anything, no no no don’t be silly, I just don’t want to have to be the ones that takes Bills Mafia out to pasture and put a bullet in their heads. They’re our black sheep, AFC east brother. They’ve been a disaster but always a heck of a time and I’m just not prepared to be the ones who have to shatter their heart.

Don’t sleep on the Jags fans, though. First playoffs since 2000 baby, catch the fever!

(as a note to my good friend Uncle Chaps, I’m quite certain that photo is a bad visual while the rest of Jags Nation (?) is ripping it up. When you’ve got a narrative you’ve gotta run with it tho)