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Lou Holtz Loses His Unintelligable Shit During ESPN Mock Trial

Sufferin Succotash, Lou. I know it’s been said before, but it’s absolutely mind bottling how ESPN and other networks can put people on the air where you can’t understand legitimately 50%+ of what they say. And it’s not just Lou Holtz. Outside of Ditka on Sunday NFL Countdown you need to consult Urban Dictionary. That doesn’t even count that everything spewed out of Chris Berman’s fat gizzard is automatically dismissed as bulldick.

Plus the fact of the matter even if you could translate what Sweet Lou is saying there’s no shot in hell it makes any sense. Lou Holtz hasn’t known where he is at any point in time in at least a decade. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if thought he was actually defending Mack Brown in some sort of legitimate trial. Man should’ve been put in a home after his run with the Gamecocks.