Sharing Your Alcohol With Your Fast Food Worker Is How We Make America Great Again

That’s what it’s all about, folks. I was looking for a blog to end the day with and this one brought a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. Spreading love, joy, and positivity is what it’s all about. As the calendar turns to a new year, it’s time for new trends, a new way of life, a fresh outlook and perspective about our time on this big blue marble in an ever expanding universe. And what better way to do all of that than to spread that love to your McDonald’s drive thru worker? I can’t think of one. They are our silent guardians and watchful protectors. When life has you down, you hit the drive thru. When life has you high, you hit the drive thru. When you’re just trying to grab a bite to eat, whether you’re in Tulsa, Tallahassee, or Timbuktu, you hit the McDonald’s drive thru and you know you’re safe. So give your friendly drive thru pal a smile, a compliment, or better yet, a shot. Because shucks darn it, they deserve it, and you do too. Unless the ice cream machine is magically “broken” for the 50th day in a row. In that case fuck em.