Look at the Big Baller Brand making waves internationally and causing a feeding frenzy for the Lithuanian media! Is that a boom mic I see? They are bringing out nothing for the best for Big Var, Melo, and Gelo. And that sweet song playing in the background? It almost made me cry it was so beautiful.
Don’t lie. “Welcome to Lithuaniaaaaaaaaaaaa” is now playing in your head over and over and it’s delightful. Jurgis looks to be a zany, Baltic Bob Marley and I am buying every piece of stock in him that I can possibly buy.
There may be a Bomb Cyclone hunkering down on the East Coast of the US but there is a Baller Cyclone storming the Baltics, led by LaVar chopping it up with random reporters. This is easily the biggest year in Lithuanian sports since Sarunas Marciulionis and Arvydas Sabonis were born back in 1964 and I can’t wait to see how it all shakes out (but I am not going anywhere NEAR Lithuania until all foreign affairs with Russia are straightened out, which means probably never if we are being honest).