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The Czech Hockey Team Almost Murdered This Kid With Pucks Directly To His Head

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This was posted by our wonderful Spittin’ Chiclets Instagram page over break but I had to share it because it’s just too good. I mean that poor kid fixing the net was within millimeters of losing his life. It’s Final Destination type shit and I’ve never seen anything quite like it. It was so casual, just pucks firing on net while he is completely unaware. Kid has to be the luckiest guy on Earth that he’s not deep in a coma right now, peeing in a bag and being fed smashed up peas and carrots for dinner.

And the best part is it happens AGAIN and he’s pleading for them to stop

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Before taking one in the shoulder just for good measure on his way off the ice, which is just the icing on the cake

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I know how this story ends. You can’t get that lucky, that many times. Word to the wise- stay off the roads.