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#17) I'm Not Sure I'll Ever Stop Thinking About Jameis Winston's Pre-Game Speech

I dont know if I love this speech or hate. I just know that it will be in my brain for the remainder of my natural life. I dont think I’ll ever get it out of my head. I think I’ll do it when I need a big win. Wanna have some good ass sex? Lick your fingers to pieces while they are forming the shape of a W which means wins. I want a W in the bedroom. I want a W at the oil change place. I want a W playing ski ball at Chuckie Cheese. The only way to get the W is to lick the shit out of my fingers. It’s the only thing that will work… Well, unless you are the Bucs, who lost today. Gotta think that was a fluke tho.

The look on Winston’s teammates’ faces when Winston was licking his fingers is priceless.

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