#7) It's A Video Of Dolphins O-Line Coach Chris Foerster Allegedly Doing Lines Of Coke Before A Meeting

Miami Herald - The Miami Dolphins are aware of an internet video that apparently shows offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting an unknown powdery substance while at work at some point in his NFL career.

The team is not commenting but league sources say there will be an investigation about the video and Foerster’s fate with the Dolphins will be decided as early as Monday.

“We were just made aware of the video and will have no comment at this time,” a team spokesman said Sunday night.

The video clearly shows Foerster’s face. A club source confirmed that is Foerster on the video.

Yikes! While I have no problem with people dabbling in recreational drug use, whatever floats you boat, usually if you’re a coach in the NFL you don’t want to be outed on video doing lines of coke at work before a meeting. That doesn’t usually bode well with the general public, the rest of the coaching staff, the billionaire owner who pays his salary, the PR department who has to deal with it now, the fans of the team who just brought in Jay Cutler to attempt to play quarterback, and pretty much anyone you can think of.

And then it gets deeper, because he’s talking to what could be his new baby momma?

“It’ll be a while before we can do this again. Because I know you have to keep that baby. But I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you. How high we got together. How much fun it was.”

Oh no! She’s preggo, he’s admitting to regular drug use, there’s so much going on!!!

The Dolphins as of right meow don’t have any comment on the matter:

I’m surprised it took more than 3 minutes to say “oh god that’s our coach…*he does the second line while talking about how much he misses getting high with her*….oh man that’s totally not good…..*he talks about how he wishes the cocaine he just licked off his finger was her pussy*…..and then he kinda just resigns on the spot.

Should be a fun story to follow. I hope there’s all sorts of shit that comes out of this nice young lady who is definitely not a hooker’s cell phone.

Note to the kids: if you’re doing drugs, don’t film it. Don’t send it to anyone. Just enjoy your drugs.