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Original Post Date: 3/22/2017
I always say I’m open to revisiting a Sex Scandal Teacher story if new facts surface. If say, a simple “alleged sexual contact” one day turns into “prosecutors presented cellphone video of Mrs. Smith performing a Blowbang with the varsity hockey team,” well then I need to reopen my file. As I’ve said so many times before when the details are scant, extra credit is always available. And that is why I’m re-doing (pun very much intended) Sarah Fowlkes so soon.
In her case, it’s not so much that we’ve got a motherlode of incredible details as the Internet is mining gold on her photos. Granted, she had me at “hello” with the first one that came out. And the grinning mugshot revealing a sneaky big rack underneath her Pam Beasley cardigan. But with the release of yet another mugshot featuring a guilt-free, ear-to-ear-baby smile and a handful of white hot Facebook photos, there was no leaving this one alone.
Plus we do know more about her story than we did Tuesday when I was complaining about how ordinary it is and giving it a C-:
Police say they found evidence of messages exchanged between her and the student.
‘Their contact was of a sexual nature,’ said police.
Police Chief Ernest Pedraza charged Fowlkes, with engaging in ‘sexual contact with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of’ the alleged victim, according to the San Antonio Express-News.
So not only do we now have sext message confirmation, which certainly manages to arouse and gratify the sexual desire of yours truly, we can also add this bit of inspiring wisdom, from her profile page on the school’s website:
‘I want this to be an enjoyable year for all of my students but also a productive, challenging and encouraging year with success for everyone.’
Oh, you did, Sarah Fowlkes. More than any Anatomy teacher in the country. And success is yours. Hands down you are one of the hottest smokeshow SSTs since I started this feature. Though judging by the look in your eye in that mugshot, I’m guessing that was your goal all along.
Congratulations, Grade: A student.