I Think Chrissy Teigen Has Grounds To Legally Murder A Person

Oh.

Fuck.

That.

It’s not every day you get grounds to legally murder a person, but Chrissy Teigen and the rest of the passengers on her airplane right now that just that. You’re telling me that 4 HOURS into an 11 hour flight, they are turning the bird around? I’m…I’m shaking in anger just typing this blog. I’m pounding the keys out of disgust and I’m legit saying these words that I’m typing out loud because I’m so angry. I’m just so angry. So I can’t even imagine what it’s like on that plane right now. It has to be all out mayhem. I legitimately think it is fully 100% acceptable to murder whoever is on that plane and just keep on going. I don’t know how this person got on the plane, who they are, or what their level of danger is, but if you are making my plane turn around 4 hours in an 11 hour trip, you need to pay for this.

And speaking of that, how in the world did this mystery person get on the plane if they are so dangerous or whatever that the plane has to turn all the way around and go back to the original airport? Why did it take 4 hours to realize this? That’s the incredible part to me now that I think about it. I mean did this person have a ticket for Topeka and they’re on the flight to Taiwan? As of printing this blog (shout out to the printing press, you irrelevant technology), Teigs doesn’t have any answers.

I can’t wait to get all the details to this. I just imagine the plane right now is a scene out of Lord Of The Flies.

Update: Holy hell this flight pattern is my worst nightmare.

Update: I think I’m more mad about this than Chrissy?

Props to her for taking it all in stride because I’d be strangling people with the little yellow drop down masks at this point.

PS: I hope the details are wild and the person in question is DB Cooper or something and they make this into a movie, mostly because I could really use another scene with Michael Rapaport featuring the worst acting of all time.