If you need a laugh, this is the video for you. There is nothing in the world like seeing a young, rowdy teen slide down an escalator, take one off the old penis and ball and then experience sheer fear as he prepares for a taint* thrashing of a lifetime. This dude knew it was coming.
You can brace for a kick to the stomach.
You can brace for a kick to the legs.
Hell, you can prepare yourself for a punch to the face.
You cannot, under any circumstances, prepare your taint* to be tackled by gravity and the rest of the laws of nature.
It was longtime stoolie Sir Issac Newton who said that an object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. My friends, that object was the taint* and the force was the little box on the escalator. It’s science and it’s undefeated.