Tom Brady Mic'd Up After The Steelers Win Has Me Ready To Run Through A Brick Wall

I don’t want to go over the top or hyperbolize things here but I would unquestionably die for this man. I’ve watched that exchange with Cooks after the final drive 100 times.

“That’s killer right there!”

“ALWAYS! YOU KNOW THAT!”

I mean, come on. I haven’t gotten a boner that hard since the last time I was in church.

I don’t know what I’m gonna do when Tom Brady retires but I don’t even want to think about it. He loves beating other teams at football more than I’ve ever loved anything in my entire life, more than anything I’ll ever love in my life. He’s a freak. He’s a king. He’s Tom Brady. Earth is almost 5 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to be born at a time where we get to witness Tom Brady, goddamn it’s good to be us.