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Remember When Hue Jackson Said He'd Jump in a Lake if the Browns Go 1-15 Again? Well, We're Almost There Folks

That press conference was back in January when Hue Jackson adamantly said he was not going 1-15. Not gonna happen on his watch. The best coach in football would not let his team down two years in a row. Well, to the surprise of no one, things didn’t go Hue’s way to start the first few games of the year, causing him to say this.

“We’ve got 10 more games,” Jackson said. “We’re going to find a way to win. I am not swimming in that lake. So you guys can believe that. We’re going to find a way. It’s just that simple.” -ESPN

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I think it’s time we get the ole wetsuit tee’d up out of the closet. I need Hue Jackson jumping in Lake Eerie. I NEED it. It would be the most humiliating thing in the history of sports. I think I’d rather die than jump in a lake because my team has won one fucking game in three seasons. It just doesn’t get worse than that. I cannot believe Jimmy Haslem is keeping Jackson around for another year. It’s magical. I love the Cleveland Browns. Look how good their run defense is stacked up with teams the last 10 seasons. It’s almost impossible to be WINLESS that statistic.

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Fucking Hue Jackson man.

(H/T) Reddit user Etradefinancial for digging up this press conference