Khloe Kardashian Thanks Fans For Understanding Her Decision To Not Announce Her Pregnancy By Announcing Her Pregnancy

“@khloekardashianMy greatest dream realized! We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can’t believe that our love created life! Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do! Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!! You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you’ve been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love!”

Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes! I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us ?? Thank you all for understanding. I am so thankful, excited, nervous, eager, overjoyed and scared all in one! But it’s the best bundle of feelings I’ve ever felt in my life! ??????”

Thank God, I can finally relax. This announcement is really going to free up a lot of mental space for me. It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. No more long nights, no more guess work, Khloe Kardashian is officially pregnant. By an NBA sixth man no less. And she was so happy with her fans for letting her keep it quiet that she rewarded them by making it official. With a beautifully contoured, digitally retouched, Calvin Klein sponsored black and white Instagram. She hasn’t even had the kid yet and it’s already making her money. Which is very on brand, for the Kardashians.

I’m sure Kris has some sort of children’s line in the works because she’s trying to make it as big of an announcement as possible. Khloe announced it to her seventy-million followers then Kris re-grammed it to her twenty-million.

I hope Tristan is cool with having a famous baby. Because if they’re pushing this hard in-utero it’s only going to get worse. Regardless, congrats to the happy couple!