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Dmitry Orlov's Goal Last Night Was As Pretty As The Prettiest Girl On Prom Night

Some would call that filthy. Some would call it pretty. It’s basically that really hot girl who you want to be your girlfriend but also you know she’s had more cock in her than a rooster pen. But either way you look at it, you can’t get away from it. It’s a magnificent goal, and even if you know it’s slutty past, you still want to take it home to meet mom and dad.

Capitals PR was NOT impressed though:

Which John Carlson was not pleased about:

The NHL though, they know where their bread is buttered:

To which JC approved of.

Any way you look at it, a wonderful goal by Orlov.

And don’t look now but….

Oh dear. Here we go again.