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Kid Is Way Too Happy About Finding His Mother's Two Foot Dildo

Hey pops, how about a little respect for your son here. Little shit is having the time of his life taking a 2-foot phallus to the face and your only reaction is a case of the giggles? Kid’s about 3 seconds away from putting that thing in his mouth and thus laying the tracks to become the worst serial killer this world has ever seen.

Little blonde British mommy can take all of that meat? That a girl. Daddy isn’t going to be laughing anymore when he gets ditched for the real life dark version.