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Mckayla Maroney Just Got Put On Double Secret Probation

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Bring me the minx on the right. She deserves to live rent free in my basement. For the good of America.

As for Mckayla, I don’t care if you’re 12 or whatever and are still learning how the world works. You do NOT put yourself in a photo where A) You’re not the best looking person by far and settle for looking almost the same as a couple average peasants to your left and right and 2) You look like you can spontaneously combust from the sunlight in any second. Casper The Friendly ghost has a better base than that, girlfriend.