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Trump Is Here To Teach Us About Federal Regulation With Piles Of Paper, Red Tape, And Huge Scissors

Electric.

What a lesson. Somebody definitely taught this all to Trump this morning in this exact manner and his response was, “Oh hell yeah, that’s good stuff, we gotta tell everybody about this.” And voila, a few hours later here we have a huge pile of paper, a small pile of paper, some red tape, and some scissors. A quick lesson from the president himself and poof, we’re right back to the glory days of the 60s. No regulation. No code. The handcuffs are off, it’s just the wild wild west out there. Every man fending for himself. All it took was Donald J Trump and some big ass scissors. Love it.

Now if I could just get a lesson on how nobody’s gonna fuck with my internet access that’d be great.