The World's Hardest Game Is Sadly Something We've All Played And The Developers Need To DIE

Captcha: The World’s Most Difficult, Frustrating, And Possibly Dangerous Game. Forget about The Water Temple in Ocarina Of Time, hunting Man, or Tex attempting to think. There are no rules when it comes to the password recovery game, and at this point they need to retroactively put them in the Geneva Convention. This shit is AWFUL. PSN, nobody is trying to break into anyone’s account to play fucking Fortnite. I don’t care if the A.I. wants to start a Skynet, just give up the goods and let people live their meaningless lives.

Arguably the most vicious process around is mental and physical anguish required for the iCloud password recovery. Say you lose your iPhone and want to ping it, shouldn’t be an issue, right? Oh, wait, your iCloud password isn’t like any of your other passwords because they require capital letters, four numbers, six hieroglyphics, and a freaking kidney for your password so it’s “Secure”. Shit. You say you’ve lost your password, so the most powerful and technologically advanced company in the known universe is on the case. They send you an recovery email to your iCloud account, which is delightful…except to get into the email count you require a MOTHERFUCKING ICLOUD PASSWORD. Unreal incompetence. Try rinsing and repeating that process for a solid few hours of Apple fisting – Figuratively speaking. I think. Regardless, it’s not good for anyone.

We all know the most difficult game in the history of man is none other than Satan’s QWOP. If you got anywhere close to that 100m mark before shattering your shit then you need to be put on trial for witchcraft.

PS – I stand corrected. The most difficult game is attempting not to murder every living thing on Earth while doing ANYTHING under Time Warner Spectrum’s shit service. This company is going to be on my Death Certificate.