Lonzo Ball Has Pretty Much No Idea What Star Wars Is

Hey Lonzo…

What’s this? How can you possibly be a human being on earth that doesn’t know that the Star Wars main theme doesn’t have words? You expecting Ed Sheeran and Future to feat. on that shit or something?

If I’m LaVar Ball, I’m livid that Lonzo asked such a stupid question about one of the most lucrative brands of all time. LaVar couldn’t in his wildest dreams imagine making Big Baller Brand as valuable as Star Wars, or Lucasfilm, but god dammit he should take some cues. Throw that BBB on EVERYTHING.

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Put it on soup!

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Put it on lettuce!

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Oh sorry about that above picture. I swore I wouldn’t post any Star Wars leaks.


Alright kids, you have a good day now.