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Shoutout To Matt Lauer Who Just Wants "To Play Golf And Stay In The Hamptons" Like A "Regular Joe"

NY Post — Lauer has made one statement regarding his firing from NBC’s “Today” for alleged sexual harassment, saying, “Repairing the damage will take a lot of time and soul searching and I’m committed to beginning that effort. It is now my full-time job.” A source says, “Matt has no intention in returning to public life .?.?. He plans to disappear and play golf.” The source added, “He wants to be a regular Joe. To play golf and stay in the Hamptons. He has no intention of mounting a Billy Bush-style comeback campaign. He is going to stick to his one statement and not address the allegations further.”

Such a regular Joe move to stay in the Hamptons and play golf at your million dollar initiation fee club. Ironically this is presented like it’s stunning news from Lauer but in reality it is absolutely the best course of action. Don’t grind through some comeback. Don’t go get grilled on interview shows. Lauer’s got his tens of millions of dollars. He’s got his Hamptons house. He’s got his Sebonack membership. Chilling in the Hamptons, playing golf and locker room talking your dick off with the boys is exactly how Lauer should live out his days.

What a dream. Glad to see Matt coming around.

PS — There is obviously ZERO chance Matt Lauer is cool with simply disappearing. ZERO shot. The guy for 20 years killed off any potential male replacements of his. He’s a savage. He’s ruthless. If you think he’s cool with quietly and disgracefully disappearing you are a moron. Sure he’s going through a short shock phase but you can bet your bottom Bitcoin Matt Lauer will soon begin plotting his comeback. He will soon be plotting his revenge. Matt Lauer’s got a list and if you’re on it, you better keep your head on a god damn swivel.

We’re dealing with a stone cold killer here.

PPS — Props to this fella. Nailed it.