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Stay Woke: Prince Harry Is Only Marrying An American So Britain Can Take Back The USA

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I love this theory so much. Thank you Greg Pollowitz for bringing it into my life. It all makes sense now. Britain is playing the long game. The really, really long game. They’ve been planning this since 1776. Just biding their time. Waiting til the time is right. And right when we got comfortable, right when we are distracted by Trump and mass shootings every day and all our heroes getting popped for sexual assault…Prince freaking Harry swoops in, marries one of our own, and starts the final chapter in Britain’s plot to take back America.

I’m just made because it was so obvious this entire time. All we hear is “Russia this, Russia that” and Trump keeps categorically denying any involvement…it’s obviously because it’s England shifting blame to to Russia to cover their own tracks. We would never think England was out to get us.

And this picture..hmmmm….pretty interesting now, isn’t it?

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So the writing is definitely on the wall. And when it eventually happens, at least South Park tried to warn us