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Watch A Nerdy Kid Use Jedi Mind Tricks To Prevent An Angry Subway Rider From Breaking His Face Into A Thousand Pieces

What a fascinating video.  Jedi Mind Tricks in real life.  Robbie Fox just cummed himself.

I mean look at this matchup.

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That man is SO ANGRY.  He’s so mad.  He’s literally praying for someone to start shit with him on the train so he has a reason to break a face.  It would seem that Green Hat Guy acquiesced.   But before he could throw the haymaker he woke up salivating over he got smashed with the power of the Force.  Only explanation to account for that transformation.

I mean he literally growled like a dog.

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Then got neutered.

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