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The New York Times Wants To Bang Jean Claude Van Damme (Allegedly)

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I dunno what’s in the article that the New York Times tweeted; I never will because I’ll never look. That’s a promise. That’s part of the fun, right? We can just hop on the ole imagination superhighway and pretend that the article says anything we want. We can pretend that it talks about JCVD’s body, brains, brawn, or beauty. We can pretend that it remarks on his charm, character, charisma, or courage. We can believe that the article solely focuses on his debonair, demonstrative, dreamlike, or desirable disposition.

Or, we can think that article suggests that the New York Times wants to fuck the ever loving shit out of Jean Claude Van Damme. Whoa! Steamy! And you know what? I think we are right. Who wouldn’t? I mean, looks at these kicks. #Flexible #Incredible