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Hot Girl Cat Fight Set To Mozart Is As Enlightening As It Gets

The most cultured I’ve felt since rubbing one out to Renaissance painted titties last weekend in Middle School. Wasn’t a knockout but barefoot hot shorts handled the match from start to finish. Unanimous decision by the judges after the final bell.

Hey multiple bros recording with the Ipad (vertically like assholes, mind you), one of you do something constructive with your life. Tuck up your wood in the pants and go find a baby pool to fill with jelly. No need to be selfish.