Was I At A WCW Pay Per View In 1997? (One Full Year Before I Was Born)

This guy tweeted me a video from WCW Souled Out 1997 yesterday, saying I had a lookalike in the crowd, and it’s one of those “Oh, I’m sure it’s a white skinny dude with glasses”. I retweeted it before I even watched it because the video wouldn’t load right away on the subway, and then the second it DID load, I found out I was a time traveler.

The hair is what does it, because this guy has the same shitty combover I do when I take my hat off. I saw Hulk Hogan vs The Giant live! I saw Eddie Guerrero in a ladder match! I saw drunk Kevin Nash and Scott Hall in person!

He’s no Octabong Bob though…