Look At The Hoff Still Pulling In The Talent

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DON’T HASSLE THE HOFF. No reason he should be alive at this point let alone still with this broad Hayley Roberts going on a year. Solid chance there’s a good 20 gallons of booze and even more pounds of hamburger meat in those grocery bags. Even better chance The Hoff downs a fifth of something in the car before he gets to the first traffic light and kicks his slam piece out of the car before she knows what hit her. GET OUT!

Greatest video, nay, musical performance every bestowed upon mankind. Mozart’s ain’t got dick on The Hoff.