Emirates Unveils Insane New $9000 "Game Changer" Seats And They Look Worth Every Penny

Source - They are already one of the world’s leading airlines.But now Emirates, the Middle East’s largest air carrier, has just upped its game after unveiling its brand new, state-of-the-art first class suites – which are estimated to cost from £7,000 per flight.

Set to be introduced into commercial service on their on their Boeing 777 fleet, next month, the fully-enclosed cabins measure 40 square-foot (3.7-square-meters) are billed as ‘game-changers’ with their unrivaled privacy, plus gourmet dining, mood lighting and 32″ TV.

Featuring floor-to-ceiling sliding doors for maximum solitude, most of the suites also offer a window view, which can be enjoyed with a pair of bespoke binoculars.

However, those positioned in the middle aisle are instead fitted with ‘virtual windows’ which live stream views from the plane via fiber optic external cameras, ensuring they don’t miss out.

As if that wasn’t enough, the suites also come with remote-control wireless, a personal wardrobe and private stowage space for carry-on bags; soft lighting and temperature settings that can be customised at a touch of a button. 

Meanwhile, the leather seats recline fully flat, can be placed in a ‘zero-gravity’ position, or adjusted into dozens of other custom positions for optimal comfort. 

Officially launched on Monday, the ad spot begins with close up shots of a leather seat, luxury detailing, soft lighting, a sophisticated flat screen, and control buttons. 

Commenting on Emirates’ new fully enclosed First Class private suites, Jeremy Clarkson said: ‘Seriously, these new seats on Emirates are better than half the hotels I ever stay in.’

Few things make a person feel worse than walking past first-class into low-class. People smiling at you, judging you, silently rubbing it in your face half in the bag while you’re sitting there trying to figure out a way to scam your way into an extra-legroom row. Makes you feel like an absolute poor. Some airlines were trending towards classless flights as a way to combat that feeling but not Emirates. They essentially took that business model, told it to go fuck itself, and created flying in-air luxury apartments. Completely closed off from all the other passengers. Which is genius. That way the wealthy don’t have to look at the poors and vica versa. The photo’s are insane.

Your own little luxury pod complete with binoculars and a pair of jammies. A million percent worth the nine grand. They’ve got it all figured out. Want a view in the middle seat? No problem, they’ll live stream the view to your fake windows. Sick of gravity? Shut it off in your zero-gravity seats. It almost makes you forget about the fact that you still have to wait in line to get your bags like everyone else. Same goes for TSA screenings but that’s not the point. The point is Emirates has it figured out. They’ve reduced in-flight misery as much as humanly possible. The only way they can be beat it is if an airline starts offering in-flight anesthesia. Inject people with whatever Michael Jackson used to fall asleep and wake them up when they get there. Until then, Emirates is king.