British Teen Gets Stuck In Sewer Trying To Retrieve Her Cell Phone

DOVER update: This is the teenage girl, who somehow became stuck in a storm drain in Eaves Road this evening. pic.twitter.com/EVsx1wPksA

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(Source) Nowadays, most of us can’t bear to be without our trusty mobile phone. Clearly 16-year-old Ella Birchenough felt that way as she hopped into a drain to try and fetch her Blackberry after it fell out of her pocket. Unfortunately, she got stuck and had to be rescued by firefighters. Nowadays, most of us can’t bear to be without our trusty mobile phone.

Clearly 16-year-old Ella Birchenough felt that way as she hopped into a drain to try and fetch her Blackberry after it fell out of her pocket. Unfortunately, she got stuck and had to be rescued by firefighters. According to onlookers, the teen was quite relaxed about it all – and far more concerned with retrieving her phone. She told KentOnline: “I was talking to somebody and I went to put my phone in my pocket and it fell down the drain.  “I thought to myself, ‘I’m not leaving this’ and I jumped down to get it. I wasn’t really even stuck, I just needed somebody to help lift me out but my mum got all panicky. 

“When they pulled me out I ran straight home and jumped in the bath. I think it was just water but I wasn’t taking any chances.” While Ella emerged from the drain unscathed, the same can’t be said for her phone, which is now broken.  What we want to know is if you’ve ever gone to extreme lengths to get your phone out of a sticky situation? And if you haven’t, how far would you go to rescue your mobile?

Reason number 10,304 you need a small guy in your crew. Everyone in the world is laughing at Ella here for being fat and dumb and having huge tits except me. You know why? Because I’m also fat and dumb and have huge tits. But you know what else I have, a short guy in my crew. Absolutely necessary. Whether it be getting a coat stuck behind the Golden Tee or sitting bitch in a packed car or getting your phone out of a sewer if you don’t have a little guy in your crew you have no crew.

It’s like one of those stupid Direct TV commercials, except real life. If you don’t have a small guy then you’ll drop your phone down a sewer. If you drop your phone down a sewer with no small guy you’ll end up trying to get it yourself. If you try to get it yourself you’ll end up hanging by your tits while the entire internet laughs at you. Don’t hang by your tits while the entire internet laughs at you, get yourself a little friend.

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