Eagles Rookie OT Lane Johnson's 3 Day Old Son Could Probably Choke You Out

Big ol hands pic.twitter.com/lFmoxDqWKe

— Lane Johnson (@Lanejohnson69) August 13, 2013

Look at those mitts! Straight up Tony Robbins banana hands. Kid’s going to be lying about wrestling bears like his father in no time. Only 3 days old and could still probably hold onto the ball better than Jaccpot Records.

No get your rookie ass back to camp before Danny Watkins gets over his concussion so we can ship his dick back to Canada.