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Emily Carter's New Song Is About How Much She Wants To Fuck You

So this broad came out last week with the jam You’re Girlfriend Is A Cunt and now she’s back strumming her ukulele saying how much she wants to fuck you. Intriguing cat to say the least. I mean, she’s got humor and is cute so I think I’m head over heals but seriously can’t tell if this girl is 13 or 33. Feel like Chris Hanson is about to come into the room and ask me to explain myself. Solid work, Perverted-Justice.