Jared Allen Officially Official, Also It Seems As Though Julius Peppers Is Banging Claudia Sampredo

Out with the old in with the new. Pretty uneventful press conference overall. Mostly canned PR answers. The couple gems we did get were that Jared Allen owns a healthy amount of PBR belt buckles, he’s basically best friends with Jay Glazer and Trestman and Phil continue to be the smartest/creepiest guys in sports. Love all 3 of them in that picture.

And as for the old, well it seems like Pep is doing just fine, and by just fine I mean he’s fucking Claudia Sampredo and rubbing it in our faces. Whatever, bet he doesn’t even 69 her (probably does, shit).