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48-Year-Old Woman Caught Giving A Blow Job (Oral Sex) To A 28-Year-Old Man She Just Met On A Flight

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A pair of Delta passengers are facing criminal charges after allegedly being caught having oral sex mid-flight.
The female passenger, 48, was allegedly caught performing the sex act on a man 20 years her junior as they remained in their seats on the flight from Los Angeles to Detroit on Sunday.
Airport police say both were connecting in Detroit to other flights and the pair only met on board the aircraft.

Now this is a steamy one, folks. Buckle up. I think I know exactly what happened.

Imagine if you will….

You’re on a long flight. It started early in the morning and you’re still three sheets to the wind. Sure, you freshened up a bit and put on some cologne but the smell of last night lingers on. Bourbon breath spiked with a little peppermint toothpaste. You do what anyone would do on a cross-country flight, you order another drink. You notice the woman beside you is looking fresher than the 17th at TPC Sawgrass right after getting cut in the early morning. She notices you noticing her. You put on your headphones that you recently purchased from Amazon because they have a 5-star rating. Despite the rating, the sound leaks from the over-the-ear style. She faintly hears the music that you are listening to. She taps you on the shoulder.

“Hey, Stranger. What song is that?”

“Well, howdy Ms. Maam. This song is called Millionaire by Grammy Award Winning artist Chris Stapleton.”

“Oh. I have a headphone splitter in my purse. Mind if I listen along?”

“I have a splitter in my backpack too, lol. We can use yours tho.”

She giggles and turns redder than a plum. Speaking of a plum, you couldn’t help but notice her buttcheeks were looking thicker than jam when she bent over and retrieved the headphones splitter.

“Here we go. I would tell you to buckle up but I know that you already are due to current FAA regulations.”

“True. Safety is paramount on planes.”

“Indeed. Allow me to press play.”

You listen to the song together and your eyes close. You get lost in the melody per usual. You hum the rich harmonies and marvel at the songwriting. You’ve always loved the majesty of song. It can take you anywhere in but a note. You glance over at her and shes encapsulated as well. You close your eyes again. You both know that this song is about love but the age difference is too extreme to think that something romantic could stem from this happenstance seating chart encounter. She nearly twice your age. She cant be the one.

Just as you are thinking that, your penis disappears deep into her throat. Friendly skies, indeed. Incredible.