Smitty's Saga For Love On GlutenFreeSingles.com

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It all started with a question on Twitter asking who in their right mind would seek out a Gluten Free cheesesteak? Then it led to the discovery of the Gluten Free Singles dating website which I was determined to infiltrate from the inside out and expose the batshittidy that is the Gluten Free craze. Who would’ve thought it would conclude in love? Not I, my friends. Not I.

BROAD #1: THE UK MINX

No response after that. Guess she didn’t want to make music. Tis a shame.

BROAD #2: WE’VE GOT A LIVE ONE!

(Because I have a conscience and this person actually seems not only real but pretty damn cool, her info has been blocked. Deal with it.)

A little background on this subject, she reached out to me first because she read my profile that consisted of this and thought it was cute:

Seriously. And we’re off!

And then she vanished into the night never to speak to me again. Thought we had a winner to take home to Mom, then clog the toilet. Pardon me while I go cry in the shower.