Need A Chicago Stoolie On The Next Season Of Real World

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(Source) This is your chance to stop being polite and start getting real. MTV’s “Real World” will hold a casting call for its 30th season Saturday at McFadden’s in the Gold Coast neighborhood from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. You must be 21 years old or older and look like you’re between the ages of 20 and 24 years old. All you need to bring to the casting call is an ID and a photo of yourself.

“Real World” changed its format this season and included exes living together under one roof in San Francisco. MTV has yet to announce if its longest running series will go back to the old format (you know, “seven strangers picked to live in a house…”) next season.

 

 

Look my best days are behind me. 20-24 is long gone. If I could do this I would, we already know that fat people can now be on Real World*. But I’m not, so outside of scrambling for the first ever fake ID to make you younger I need the Stoolies help. We need this. If you’re 20-24 and you don’t go to McFadden’s today then you’ve let us all down. Not to put pressure on you but it’s true, you’ve let me and all of Barstool down and we don’t want to talk to you ever again. Firm but fair.

 

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PS

Unrelated but sort of related, is this the worst saturday afternoon for sports in the year? No college basketball, no nba, no nhl, no baseball and it’s still awful outside. I’ve watched bull riding, women’s bball and a Whoopi Goldberg movie thus far. Rock bottom.