This Video Of Tiger Walking Into Court Gets Me Excited?

I’m ready to run through a brick fucking wall watching Tiger walk into court. Half expected low stingers to come flying out of his eyeballs. Expected him to grab an officer’s nightstick, knock a piece of rogue debris into a trashcan, and fist-pump through that doorway. What a thrill. I’ve watched this video 20 times and gotten more jacked up each time. No rush is better than the rush you get watching your 41-year-old childhood idol walk in for his DUI court hearing like he’s walking in for the main event at Wrestlemania. Pure electricity.

You combine that with this…

…and today’s a good day folks. A very good day.