Ravens-Dolphins "First Touchdown Wins" Live Blog

NFL: Baltimore Ravens at Miami Dolphins

First things first. I want to apologize in advance to the good people of the United State of America for the football game that will be presented to them tonight. You all deserve better than the steaming pile of garbage that both of these offenses will bring to the table. I’m sorry.

Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, the Ravens are pretty much up against the wall here tonight. It may still be the first half of the season, but the margin for error for this 3-4 team is basically zero. There’s not a lot that suggests that this team can get their shit together given what they’re up against, but if they were to… it would have to start tonight. You can only lose so many games against mediocre teams before it’s time to just call it a season and go into tank mode. That’s where we’re at. Lose tonight and the tank is on.

I really have no idea what’s going to happen tonight. It’s gonna be ugly and it’s probably going to be decided by whichever offense shits down their leg the least. Maybe that’ll be the Ravens, maybe that won’t be. Maybe we can just ride Justin Tucker to a 9-6 win or something. Who knows. I just hope we don’t embarrass ourselves too much in the process.