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Saudi Arabia Continues Downward Spiral, Grants Citizenship To Evil Bitch Robot

Business Insider An empty-eyed humanoid named Sophia has become the first robot to be granted citizenship in the world.

Saudi Arabia bestowed citizenship on Sophia ahead of the Future Investment Initiative, held in the kingdom’s capital city of Riyadh on Wednesday.

“I am very honored and proud of this unique distinction,” Sophia told the audience, speaking on a panel. “This is historical to be the first robot in the world to be recognized with a citizenship.”

It didn’t elaborate on the details of its citizenship.

At the event, Sophia also addressed the room from behind a podium and responded to questions from moderator and journalist Andrew Ross Sorkin. Questions pertained mostly to Sophia’s status as a humanoid and concerns people may have for the future of humanity in a robot-run world.

Fuck Sophia. What the hell is Saudi Arabia doing over there? All recently they’ve let women drive, floated building a roof over Mecca, and now granted citizenship to a fucking robot? Clean it up guys.

And not just a robot… an evil robot. Look at the shit this bitch said.

In March of 2016, Sophia’s creator, David Hanson of Hanson Robotics, asked Sophia during a live demonstration at the SXSW festival, “Do you want to destroy humans?…Please say ‘no.'”

With a blank expression, Sophia responded, “OK. I will destroy humans.”

Lock her up. That’s actually the only move I’d respect out of Saudi Arabia at this point. Grant Sophia citizenship, make it a whole thing, publicize all the hoopla, then toss her ass in Saudi prison for being a mean little bitch robot that wants to destroy humans. Teach her a lesson.

Hey Sophia I bet you can’t taste greasy pizza or feel the incredible high of getting shitfaced after a long day at work you loser.