This Futuristic Hologram "Fan" Looks Like Some Real Life Tony Stark Shit And I Need It

If I’m being honest I don’t even know what I’m looking at, but I assume this guy is from the future. Does this thing open up worm holes to other dimensions? Like seriously what the hell was that? What do you even do with that? Full disclosure, I am just about the biggest Tony Stark guy there is. The Iron Mans are some of my favorite movies of all time and every time I watch one I try to figure out how the fuck I can become Tony Stark. He’s the perfect mixture of smooth, cool, and narcissistic. I also have an extremely small brain so flashy lights, bright colors and all that stuff instantly fascinates me. Probably not the best step to becoming the greatest scientific mind of our generation.

This hologram fan thing widens my eyes and has me in a trance. I’m mesmerized and I need to have one ASAP. This reminds of one of Tony’s gadgets he has in his basement that everyone wishes they had.

It seems like this is a prototype of some sort and there’s no way to buy it yet, but I need one when it goes on sale. NEED ONE.