At Least The Redskins Got One Win Over The Eagles This Season With This Middle Aged Kirk Cousins KO

This is the Spider Monkey’s territory, but he’s been busy gathering sticks and for a new home in the Crow’s Nest of the Barstool Pirate Ship. And rightfully so. He’s doing God’s work. So I’ll take the reigns and admit the Philadelphia faithful literally took one on the chin here. Can’t win ‘em all. Well, you can on the field. But off I don’t think that guy is winning many, anyways.

Please don’t discount Cunningham and Dawkins exchanging friendly fire blows in the background. At least they’ll be one winner representing Philly coming out of that battle. Maybe.

Other fun stuff from the Linc on Monday Night. Fun!

Go Birds!