Some Dude Flew Across South Africa Using Nothing But Balloons Like The Move 'Up"

A couple things. One, fuck this guy for making us think about the movie ‘Up’ outta nowhere. That’s really the point I want to get across here. Oh it’s so cool that he did this blah blah blah oh what a cool idea blah blah blah. No. No it is not. And the people who are saying that are wrong and they should feel bad. This guy sucks. What an asshole. You can’t just do that. You gotta prep us if you’re gonna start talking about that movie. It’s easily one of the saddest movies of all time. You don’t have a heart or a soul if the first 20 minutes of that movie doesn’t reduce you to a puddle of tears. Why do something that makes people revert to that memory? Very mean.

Second, is it bad that all I wanna do is take a BB gun and try to pop all those balloons? That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw it (after crying a bunch, of course). How fun would that be? Just post up on the ground and fire BBs at it all day like Kevin Mcallister. The guy might end up getting hurt but that’s fine. We’ve already established that he’s a bad person. Why not have a little fun at his expense? If he dies, he dies.